Senior Conceptual Copywriter

Help me

 

Freelance Personal Assistant Needed.

Come work with me. It’ll be super weird.

CHECKLIST:

  • Do you long to complete administrative tasks AT RANDOM? 

  • Do you find yourself experiencing a cheap thrill every time your inbox has (1) new email? 

  • Do you find yourself GENUINELY excited to reply to that new email? 

  • Does the idea of scheduling someone’s calendar fill you with A STRANGE & HAUNTING satisfaction? 

  • DO THE WORDS ‘CREATE NEW FOLDER’ & ‘ARCHIVED PROJECTS’ LITERALLY MAKE YOUR PULSE RACE?

  • Do you dream of hours working from home, BLINDLY invoicing people you don’t know?

  • Do you long for a boss WHO can’t function before 11AM… so doesn’t expect you to either?

  • HAVE YOU ever wonderED if there’s work out there which mostly consists of UPLOADING large fileS TO DROPBOX IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT? (OR WHENEVER YOU WANT TO DO IT, REALLY)

  • DOES THE IDEA OF FLEXIBLE, PART TIME ADMIN ASSISTANCE MAKE YOUR HEART SING? 

  • ARE YOU GOOD AT MATHS? DO YOU LIKE CATS? DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS?

Answered yes to all of the above? Let’s chat:

hello@copyclare.com